Oh, and another thing...

She bought me a toothbrush to keep in her bathroom.

Yeah.

It's like that.

C'mon, guys!

OK, two days ago I requested a "K." So far, no one has given me one.

GIMME A "K"!

A rule

No one is allowed to break my heart. For at least 50 years. And if you do, well, then...um...shame on you.

Signs of something

Wow. You know what? Absence really does make the heart grow fonder. Who woulda thunk it?

I think you really like someone when you think to yourself "Hmm, what can I build for her?"

Oh, dear...

So, T0m Cru!se and K@tie H0lmes are pregnant.

Oh, did you hear that noise? That was a sound of a monkey flying out of my butt.