It was nice knowing you guys...

Study: San Andreas fault overdue for quake
By ALICIA CHANG, AP Science Writer

LOS ANGELES - New earthquake research confirms the southern end of the San Andreas fault near Los Angeles is overdue for a Big One. The lower section of the fault has not produced a major earthquake in more than three centuries...

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060621/ap_on_sc/san_andreas_fault_4

I suggest buying canned goods and batteries as soon as f****ng possible. Buy a tent. And, in my humble opinion, a dual purpose motorcycle will outdo any SUV in an emergency. Try getting the f*** out of the city when all the streets are jammed with cars. Now do you wish you learned how to ride? SEE YA, BEEE-YOTCHES!

My dream of being a recluse is *that* much closer!

Free wi-fi at my apartment. Pizza delivery. Netflix. And now...

THIS!!

I will never have to leave my apartment again.

And suddenly...

As if overnight,suddenly there is a J0LIBEE ON BEVERLY NEAR VERMONT!!!!! F**K YEAH, MOTHERF***ER!!! CHICKENJ0Y, BEEEYOTCHES!!!!

P.S.
There is nothing wrong with being naked in front of the computer. I'm doing that right now.

P.P.S.
As long as you're not at work.