It's still happening...

Recently, I have found myself becoming increasingly quick to create a pun out of a situation, and actually finding it funny, and wondering why others don't. Yet another sign that I am becoming my dad.

Mark my words...

I truly believe that the "bed head" look and the "faux-hawk" are going to be the mullet of the 2000's. The Kennedy Kabasares has spoken.

The Muzak-ification of stuff

I know I'm getting old because I was in a department store in Ojai (a cute, small town near Santa Barbara), when I heard a Muzak version of...now, this is really obscure, but dammit, it got Muzak-ified...The English Beat's "The End of the Party." Can you freaking believe it? They elevator music-did the freakin English Beat! And of ALL songs, "The End of the Party"?!?

The Apocalypse is truly nigh.

I swear, if they Muzak-ify the Clash's "London Calling," I'm gonna jump of a bridge.

One damn word

I just realized that my former understanding of the word "esoteric" is incorrect. My whole world has changed now. I gotta lie down.