A good piece of advice

This is mostly for performers, but strangely, applies to life itself:

Never phone it in, never half-ass anything.

The robot revolution is close at robot hand

OK, so like, the girlfriend and I were at Disneyland recently, and we saw a presentatin that featured the ASIMO robot.


Cute, huh?

Yeah, well it's cute now, but wait till it gets its tiny, alloy hand around a knife, and it slits your achille's tendon. You won't think it's so cute then, will you? WILL YOU?


Yeah, just you wait. It'll follow you around like a cute puppy, but when you least expect it, BAM, you're face down on the floor, wondering where its "off" switch is.

Yeah. Just you wait. Those fuckers are out to get us.

Smells like something...

I read that in his latest concerts, Justin Timberlake plays guitar and does a cover of Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit."

Ladies and gentlemen, monkeys have just flown out of my butt.