I'm late on this, but...

 

I SOO love this.

Fun, but cruel and painstaking.

I always thought it would be fun to own a dog and a cat. I would name the dog "kitty", and the cat "doggie". And whenever people would come over and see the animals, they'd call one name but get a response from the other animal. It would be confusing for both guests and pets, and provide me with a moment of humor.

Ode to the season

Oh, pon farr. How I love you, pon farr.

You make the simplest, everyday occurrences seem like a sweaty, sexy, vigorous lube-and-friction-contortion-extreme-gonzo-p****graphic photo shoot. And lots of naked-idity. And that musky scent.

And that's what it's like to go grocery shopping with me right now.

Oh, pon farr.

I'm all tingly

I like having pon farr. It's like being 18 at the beach.

Help me out, ladies. A Kennedy during pon farr can be your friend.

Irony

 

I took this. Cuz I'm a badass lawbreaking motherfucker.