Friday, April 27, 2007
Friday, April 20, 2007
LIFE SUCKS AT THE MOMENT!!!
This morning I was in a hurry, and as I pulled out of my parking space, I SCRAPED MY CAR. It's big enough to be seen from very far away, yet too small to get fixed. I HATE LIFE RIGHT NOW.
Monday, March 05, 2007
Friday, March 02, 2007
I am Superman.
Last night we had our "first" rehearsal. But I'm not going to write about rehearsal, really. I want to talk about my health, because I've been fighting this congestion/sneezy/coughy thing for the past few days, and I don't like it. I don't like it for several reasons:
A) I like to think of myself as more than human, and petty things like colds and sniffles shouldn't knock a guy down.
B) I *just* finished a four-week physical therapy treatment for my shoulder (trapeze injury - a different story), and I was feeling like "hooray for me! I'm physically fit!" *cough* *cough* "...uh-oh."
C) I really want to get started singing in rehearsals.
So, a few days ago, when I started feeling a little congesty/sneezy/sniffly, I IMMEDIATELY took action. Which is to say, I started taking those zinc lozenges, Emergen-C packets, LOTS of herbal tea (I'm peeing like the all-mighty Mississippi river - I'm surprised my toilet hasn't just said "Aren't you DONE yet?")
Also, and this may seem weird, especially since I'm not really a new-agey, alternative medicine (or any kind of medicine...I don't even take aspirin) kind of guy, but I talk my body into being healthy. I pretty much say "all right, cells, let's get to work and kick this virus thing right in the motherf***ing BALLS." And it pretty much works. It really does. Whatevs. It works, so fuck off.
I also try to eat good stuff, like more leafy veggies, fruits, stuff like that. Only thing is, sometimes an overabundance of plant material can give me gas. I'd love to eat some yogurt too, but that gives me the poots as well. That's alright, though. We're in rehearsal, and actors get all chummy with each other, so everyone should be comfortable with my gas, right? If not, I'll just blame it on Blythe. Simple. Love me, love my gas is what I say. But we're safe for now, because the gas hasn't attacked.
As for now, I can say that I'm putting up a real good fight. I've been getting my sleep, and monitoring how I feel. And I've kept this thing from blowing up into a full blown cold or flu, so hooray. Hopefully I won't be gassy.
A) I like to think of myself as more than human, and petty things like colds and sniffles shouldn't knock a guy down.
B) I *just* finished a four-week physical therapy treatment for my shoulder (trapeze injury - a different story), and I was feeling like "hooray for me! I'm physically fit!" *cough* *cough* "...uh-oh."
C) I really want to get started singing in rehearsals.
So, a few days ago, when I started feeling a little congesty/sneezy/sniffly, I IMMEDIATELY took action. Which is to say, I started taking those zinc lozenges, Emergen-C packets, LOTS of herbal tea (I'm peeing like the all-mighty Mississippi river - I'm surprised my toilet hasn't just said "Aren't you DONE yet?")
Also, and this may seem weird, especially since I'm not really a new-agey, alternative medicine (or any kind of medicine...I don't even take aspirin) kind of guy, but I talk my body into being healthy. I pretty much say "all right, cells, let's get to work and kick this virus thing right in the motherf***ing BALLS." And it pretty much works. It really does. Whatevs. It works, so fuck off.
I also try to eat good stuff, like more leafy veggies, fruits, stuff like that. Only thing is, sometimes an overabundance of plant material can give me gas. I'd love to eat some yogurt too, but that gives me the poots as well. That's alright, though. We're in rehearsal, and actors get all chummy with each other, so everyone should be comfortable with my gas, right? If not, I'll just blame it on Blythe. Simple. Love me, love my gas is what I say. But we're safe for now, because the gas hasn't attacked.
As for now, I can say that I'm putting up a real good fight. I've been getting my sleep, and monitoring how I feel. And I've kept this thing from blowing up into a full blown cold or flu, so hooray. Hopefully I won't be gassy.
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Friday, February 23, 2007
An IM conversation with Edren
edren(11:22:15 PM): yo.
kennedy(11:23:22 PM): hey.
edren(11:22:48 PM): wanna do a zero3 piece?
kennedy(11:23:58 PM): when?
edren(11:23:35 PM): i dunno. traci was talking about the first cafe at lost souls, or the first cafe at the outdoor space. i prefer the latter.
kennedy(11:24:39 PM): When would it be?
edren(11:24:05 PM): i don't know.
edren(11:24:09 PM): you busy?
kennedy(11:25:13 PM): Tuesdays should be fine.
kennedy(11:25:17 PM): I'm in the next Lodestone show.
edren(11:25:07 PM): we would have to rehearse. and work on a new piece. me and traci have kind of talked about ti a little.
kennedy(11:26:15 PM): Sounds cool.
edren(11:25:43 PM): you know what else sounds cool?
kennedy(11:26:42 PM): My ass?
edren(11:25:54 PM): yes.
kennedy(11:26:50 PM): indeed.
edren(11:26:03 PM): true that.
edren(11:26:22 PM): speaking fo which, i'm actually watching a porn called 100% anal.
kennedy(11:27:28 PM): Ah. Well, there's no double entendre there.
edren(11:26:41 PM): i think i'ts mexican but i don't recognize the words.
kennedy(11:27:51 PM): Is it actually 100%? Or is it like 25% vaginal, 25% oral?
edren(11:27:04 PM): it's spelled ontondre yo.
edren(11:27:26 PM): well, the streaming is kind of choppy, so all i see is ugly people kissing then i switch.
kennedy(11:28:20 PM): Cuz, you know...truth in advertising.
kennedy(11:28:21 PM): Oh.
edren(11:27:32 PM): i got a semi, but nothing raging.
kennedy(11:28:29 PM): Yeah.
kennedy(11:28:38 PM): Well, time to change videos.
edren(11:28:18 PM): here's one. called park in the rear. another ass movie.
kennedy(11:29:18 PM): Get it? Rear?
kennedy(11:29:21 PM): Get it?
edren(11:28:32 PM): and taking it up the butt parts 1 and 2.
kennedy(11:29:24 PM): THey mean ASS.
kennedy(11:29:34 PM): They're so clever.
edren(11:28:46 PM): truly. inside the out.
edren(11:29:17 PM): so it makes sense. let's do a zero3 piece. a farewell to zero3.
kennedy(11:30:43 PM): Just keep me updated.
edren(11:29:52 PM): call it, ass goodbye butt anal 100%.
kennedy(11:30:51 PM): Parking in the rear
kennedy(11:30:55 PM): up the chute
edren(11:30:09 PM): how does next monday for a meeting sound? 8ish?
kennedy(11:31:02 PM): in through the out door.
edren(11:30:15 PM): lol. up the chute.
kennedy(11:31:15 PM): Cool.
kennedy(11:31:17 PM): Lemme know.
kennedy(11:31:21 PM): The where and shit.
edren(11:30:38 PM): you're cool with that time and day?
kennedy(11:31:31 PM): Sweet asses of sex.
edren(11:30:45 PM): lol.
kennedy(11:31:39 PM): Yeah, Mondays should be good.
kennedy(11:32:00 PM): Pound that ass volume 21.
edren(11:31:14 PM): in the ass phincter hole 100% ass butt ass ass anal ass movie.
kennedy(11:32:14 PM): LOL. Literally.
edren(11:31:32 PM): lol.
kennedy(11:33:12 PM): A friend told me of a video series called "Balls in Box" where guys put their balls in the coochie.
kennedy(11:33:27 PM): I've never seen it, and it sounds kinda weird. And painful.
edren(11:32:41 PM): damn. i imagine that would hurt. unless the gilr really had a generous cooch.
kennedy(11:33:59 PM): Well, whatevs. There's some kind of porn for everyone, regardless of taste
edren(11:33:50 PM): dude. i gotta figure out a way to cut my ass hairs by myself. without having to go get it waxed.
kennedy(11:34:51 PM): Use a hand mirror?
kennedy(11:35:12 PM): I dunno, man. You're on your own. Waxing sounds fucking painful.
edren(11:34:25 PM): but udde, i have no idea how to get at it. it's weird fexible shit t oget ther.e
edren(11:34:59 PM): yeah, but man, at least it'll be gone for a long time. and i won't feel the stubble for a while. and the girl could lick it and not be grossed out. other than the fact it's my ass.
kennedy(11:36:15 PM): Well, you may have to make an appointment then. And not sit down for a while.
edren(11:35:55 PM): yeah. but i'm still wanting to see if i could do it on my own. maybe they sell an electric razor of sorts.
edren(11:36:06 PM): i mean, c'mon. i can't be the only one with a hairy asshole.
edren(11:36:09 PM): am i?
kennedy(11:37:10 PM): Um, yes. Yes you are.
kennedy(11:37:25 PM): You are alone, hairy-assholed freak.
edren(11:36:36 PM): really? no for reals. am i? you've never heard of this?
kennedy(11:37:36 PM): Everyone has ass hair.
edren(11:37:03 PM): but in their ass? like not on their ass, but in between the ass cheeks?
kennedy(11:38:05 PM): Yeah. Even women do.
kennedy(11:38:20 PM): But not as bad as men, I imagine.
edren(11:37:47 PM): really? how come in the porn they don't? and i want to lick it up like meltiong chocolate ice cream on a hot summer day?
kennedy(11:38:51 PM): Because porn stars wax.
kennedy(11:39:07 PM): Look, as long as it's not at braiding length, I think you're OK.
edren(11:38:22 PM): aww man. my universe shifted a few degrees. and here comes the asteroid.
edren(11:38:37 PM): it's getting there though dude. i'm startign to get worried.
edren(11:38:50 PM): aaaaaaaaaaannnnnd scene!
kennedy(11:39:48 PM): blackout
edren(11:39:00 PM): there. we have our opener fo r the farewell zero3 peice.
kennedy(11:39:59 PM): There you go. A scene about ass hair.
kennedy(11:40:00 PM): Yes.
kennedy(11:40:02 PM): Yesss.
edren(11:39:17 PM): how do i cut and paste this shit?
kennedy(11:40:33 PM): And we can call it "ass buthole anus sphincter ass hole thing."
kennedy(11:40:42 PM): Yeah.
edren(11:39:53 PM): lol
kennedy(11:40:50 PM): I think you can save this conversation.
kennedy(11:40:57 PM): Then you can cut and paste and shit.
edren(11:40:19 PM): how do you save it?
kennedy(11:41:37 PM): Oh, wait, I think if you click in the window you can select all.
edren(11:42:32 PM): saved! that's going on my blog and my my space!
kennedy(11:43:32 PM): Yes.
kennedy(11:44:54 PM): Sweet baby jesus, yes.
kennedy(11:45:15 PM): Our hairy asshole conversation saved for history.
edren(11:44:37 PM): in the annals of time. HA!
kennedy(11:45:37 PM): GET IT!!! ANNALS!
edren(11:44:52 PM): woot!
edren(11:44:58 PM): peanut beutter jelly time!
kennedy(11:45:53 PM): hahah!
kennedy(11:46:24 PM): Allright. I must now take a huge crap before going to bed.
kennedy(11:46:31 PM): Later, dude!
edren(11:45:42 PM): alright dude. piece.
kennedy(11:23:22 PM): hey.
edren(11:22:48 PM): wanna do a zero3 piece?
kennedy(11:23:58 PM): when?
edren(11:23:35 PM): i dunno. traci was talking about the first cafe at lost souls, or the first cafe at the outdoor space. i prefer the latter.
kennedy(11:24:39 PM): When would it be?
edren(11:24:05 PM): i don't know.
edren(11:24:09 PM): you busy?
kennedy(11:25:13 PM): Tuesdays should be fine.
kennedy(11:25:17 PM): I'm in the next Lodestone show.
edren(11:25:07 PM): we would have to rehearse. and work on a new piece. me and traci have kind of talked about ti a little.
kennedy(11:26:15 PM): Sounds cool.
edren(11:25:43 PM): you know what else sounds cool?
kennedy(11:26:42 PM): My ass?
edren(11:25:54 PM): yes.
kennedy(11:26:50 PM): indeed.
edren(11:26:03 PM): true that.
edren(11:26:22 PM): speaking fo which, i'm actually watching a porn called 100% anal.
kennedy(11:27:28 PM): Ah. Well, there's no double entendre there.
edren(11:26:41 PM): i think i'ts mexican but i don't recognize the words.
kennedy(11:27:51 PM): Is it actually 100%? Or is it like 25% vaginal, 25% oral?
edren(11:27:04 PM): it's spelled ontondre yo.
edren(11:27:26 PM): well, the streaming is kind of choppy, so all i see is ugly people kissing then i switch.
kennedy(11:28:20 PM): Cuz, you know...truth in advertising.
kennedy(11:28:21 PM): Oh.
edren(11:27:32 PM): i got a semi, but nothing raging.
kennedy(11:28:29 PM): Yeah.
kennedy(11:28:38 PM): Well, time to change videos.
edren(11:28:18 PM): here's one. called park in the rear. another ass movie.
kennedy(11:29:18 PM): Get it? Rear?
kennedy(11:29:21 PM): Get it?
edren(11:28:32 PM): and taking it up the butt parts 1 and 2.
kennedy(11:29:24 PM): THey mean ASS.
kennedy(11:29:34 PM): They're so clever.
edren(11:28:46 PM): truly. inside the out.
edren(11:29:17 PM): so it makes sense. let's do a zero3 piece. a farewell to zero3.
kennedy(11:30:43 PM): Just keep me updated.
edren(11:29:52 PM): call it, ass goodbye butt anal 100%.
kennedy(11:30:51 PM): Parking in the rear
kennedy(11:30:55 PM): up the chute
edren(11:30:09 PM): how does next monday for a meeting sound? 8ish?
kennedy(11:31:02 PM): in through the out door.
edren(11:30:15 PM): lol. up the chute.
kennedy(11:31:15 PM): Cool.
kennedy(11:31:17 PM): Lemme know.
kennedy(11:31:21 PM): The where and shit.
edren(11:30:38 PM): you're cool with that time and day?
kennedy(11:31:31 PM): Sweet asses of sex.
edren(11:30:45 PM): lol.
kennedy(11:31:39 PM): Yeah, Mondays should be good.
kennedy(11:32:00 PM): Pound that ass volume 21.
edren(11:31:14 PM): in the ass phincter hole 100% ass butt ass ass anal ass movie.
kennedy(11:32:14 PM): LOL. Literally.
edren(11:31:32 PM): lol.
kennedy(11:33:12 PM): A friend told me of a video series called "Balls in Box" where guys put their balls in the coochie.
kennedy(11:33:27 PM): I've never seen it, and it sounds kinda weird. And painful.
edren(11:32:41 PM): damn. i imagine that would hurt. unless the gilr really had a generous cooch.
kennedy(11:33:59 PM): Well, whatevs. There's some kind of porn for everyone, regardless of taste
edren(11:33:50 PM): dude. i gotta figure out a way to cut my ass hairs by myself. without having to go get it waxed.
kennedy(11:34:51 PM): Use a hand mirror?
kennedy(11:35:12 PM): I dunno, man. You're on your own. Waxing sounds fucking painful.
edren(11:34:25 PM): but udde, i have no idea how to get at it. it's weird fexible shit t oget ther.e
edren(11:34:59 PM): yeah, but man, at least it'll be gone for a long time. and i won't feel the stubble for a while. and the girl could lick it and not be grossed out. other than the fact it's my ass.
kennedy(11:36:15 PM): Well, you may have to make an appointment then. And not sit down for a while.
edren(11:35:55 PM): yeah. but i'm still wanting to see if i could do it on my own. maybe they sell an electric razor of sorts.
edren(11:36:06 PM): i mean, c'mon. i can't be the only one with a hairy asshole.
edren(11:36:09 PM): am i?
kennedy(11:37:10 PM): Um, yes. Yes you are.
kennedy(11:37:25 PM): You are alone, hairy-assholed freak.
edren(11:36:36 PM): really? no for reals. am i? you've never heard of this?
kennedy(11:37:36 PM): Everyone has ass hair.
edren(11:37:03 PM): but in their ass? like not on their ass, but in between the ass cheeks?
kennedy(11:38:05 PM): Yeah. Even women do.
kennedy(11:38:20 PM): But not as bad as men, I imagine.
edren(11:37:47 PM): really? how come in the porn they don't? and i want to lick it up like meltiong chocolate ice cream on a hot summer day?
kennedy(11:38:51 PM): Because porn stars wax.
kennedy(11:39:07 PM): Look, as long as it's not at braiding length, I think you're OK.
edren(11:38:22 PM): aww man. my universe shifted a few degrees. and here comes the asteroid.
edren(11:38:37 PM): it's getting there though dude. i'm startign to get worried.
edren(11:38:50 PM): aaaaaaaaaaannnnnd scene!
kennedy(11:39:48 PM): blackout
edren(11:39:00 PM): there. we have our opener fo r the farewell zero3 peice.
kennedy(11:39:59 PM): There you go. A scene about ass hair.
kennedy(11:40:00 PM): Yes.
kennedy(11:40:02 PM): Yesss.
edren(11:39:17 PM): how do i cut and paste this shit?
kennedy(11:40:33 PM): And we can call it "ass buthole anus sphincter ass hole thing."
kennedy(11:40:42 PM): Yeah.
edren(11:39:53 PM): lol
kennedy(11:40:50 PM): I think you can save this conversation.
kennedy(11:40:57 PM): Then you can cut and paste and shit.
edren(11:40:19 PM): how do you save it?
kennedy(11:41:37 PM): Oh, wait, I think if you click in the window you can select all.
edren(11:42:32 PM): saved! that's going on my blog and my my space!
kennedy(11:43:32 PM): Yes.
kennedy(11:44:54 PM): Sweet baby jesus, yes.
kennedy(11:45:15 PM): Our hairy asshole conversation saved for history.
edren(11:44:37 PM): in the annals of time. HA!
kennedy(11:45:37 PM): GET IT!!! ANNALS!
edren(11:44:52 PM): woot!
edren(11:44:58 PM): peanut beutter jelly time!
kennedy(11:45:53 PM): hahah!
kennedy(11:46:24 PM): Allright. I must now take a huge crap before going to bed.
kennedy(11:46:31 PM): Later, dude!
edren(11:45:42 PM): alright dude. piece.
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