Morning Job™ is interesting. For example, today, they left for a meeting without telling me anything about where they were going or when they were coming back. They just kind of picked up and left. Okay. Well, that's fine, I guess. As long as they think it's okay.

On a completely different, unrelated-in-any-way note...I think women look hot when they wear men's boxers. On the other hand, I think men look freakishly disgusting wearing women's panties.