Just a KK FYI
If you are female and any of the following are true:

a) I send you a recipie for ****** ********* ****,
b) I burn a CD with a song by ******* *****or ***** ********or from the sountrack to **** ****** * ****,
c) I write you a long poem (or quote a line from *******),

then you are considered a kick-ass woman and are indeed KK girlfriend material.