It's really unnecessary for you to know that it's 1:40am, and it's been the first time I've been drunk in months, and I'm in my underwear right now.

I'm not making excuses. There is no reason for you to know this, but I was at 2 simultaneous parties at the same place. I got drunk in front of many people whom I have much respect for. I was dressed like a male ho. Yet, for some reason, these people still see me as OK. I hide my drunkedness really well, which is sometimes scary. I'm amazed I'm spelling these words.

I have to be at work really early tomorrow morning. I have an audition tomorrow afternoon. And I'm typing this in my underwear. Don't look.