My horoscope for today:
Weariness and low biorhythms may have you feeling a bit weak and listless today, dear Gemini, and you're likely to want to stay home in bed rather than get out and go anywhere. This goes against your normal inclination, so you might be tempted to bite the bullet and get out in spite of your malaise. However, don't fall into this trap. Get some rest, so that when you absolutely have to go out you'll be your old self again.

Aw, shit! I should have read that BEFORE I went to work!!!