So, check this out. Monday was my birthday. The Morning Job® took me out to the Standard for a lunch (steak sandwich! Yay!). Then chocolate cake at Afternoon Job®. Then off to Palms Thai for tons of Thai food. Yesterday I ate the other half of my steak sandwich. I was so full from the last two days that I COULDN'T EAT THE TONS OF BARBECUE THAT CAME TO THE OFFICE LAST NIGHT!!! How can people eat like that?!? I don't get it!

I hope they saved some barbecue for me. =(