I have weird conversations with my family

Today's phone call with my parents:

Dad: Hi, Ken.
Me: Hi, Dad.
Dad: I just got out of the hospital today.
Me: Great! How are you doing?
Dad: Fine. Your mom wants to talk to you.
(hands phone to Mom)
Mom: Hi, Kyle. I mean, Ken.
Me: Hi, Mom.
Mom Your dad just got out of the hospital today.
Dad: I know. How is he doing?
Mom: Good.
Me: I want L@sik surgery someday.
Mom: Yeah, me too.
Me: Okay, bye.
Mom: Bye.