Saturday, September 29, 2007
I've got to check my passport pt. 2
I'm watching "Rosemary & Thyme" on PBS. I have officially become a British senior citizen.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
The three M's
I'm a simple guy. I want what everyone else wants: a million dollars, magical powers, and a mecha suit.
Why is that so hard?
Why is that so hard?
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
Eavesdropping #4
For those of you just joining the "Eavesdropping" series...I have a gmail account that I use for junk mailings. Apparently, my address is simiar to other people's gmail accounts, so every now and then I get an email that's meant for someone else. Like this one...
This brief email is so full of intrigue and possible soap-operaesque infidelity. Let's see what we have: this "lin" person has a boyfriend. She told him about a job, and is getting him in contact with Krystal. In the next line, she mentiones "Mike," and how she can't get him off her mind, and she wants to contact him, but has some reservations. Hmmm. What has "Mike" done that has her thinking of him all day? And then she writes "I don't want to disturb them." Who is this "them" of which she writes? And then her signature file is an innuendo-laden quote from Floetry. Just read it. Aloud. But whisper it. Ooooh, sexy, no?
Oh, how I wish "lin" would accidentally email me again. Then again, maybe not. My imagination is conjuring up more exciting scenarios than what is probably happening in real life. Oh, innuendo, how you get me started.
From: lin
Date: May 21, 2007 8:37 AM
What's up Krystal? I mentioned to my boyfriend about your job and he got all excited. Here's his number XXX-XXX-4511 and I've enclosed his resume. I can't get Mike off my mind today.I want to send him a message but I don't want to disturb them.
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"All you have to do is say yes"
-Floetry
This brief email is so full of intrigue and possible soap-operaesque infidelity. Let's see what we have: this "lin" person has a boyfriend. She told him about a job, and is getting him in contact with Krystal. In the next line, she mentiones "Mike," and how she can't get him off her mind, and she wants to contact him, but has some reservations. Hmmm. What has "Mike" done that has her thinking of him all day? And then she writes "I don't want to disturb them." Who is this "them" of which she writes? And then her signature file is an innuendo-laden quote from Floetry. Just read it. Aloud. But whisper it. Ooooh, sexy, no?
Oh, how I wish "lin" would accidentally email me again. Then again, maybe not. My imagination is conjuring up more exciting scenarios than what is probably happening in real life. Oh, innuendo, how you get me started.
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