Eavesdropping #4

For those of you just joining the "Eavesdropping" series...I have a gmail account that I use for junk mailings. Apparently, my address is simiar to other people's gmail accounts, so every now and then I get an email that's meant for someone else. Like this one...

From: lin
Date: May 21, 2007 8:37 AM

What's up Krystal? I mentioned to my boyfriend about your job and he got all excited. Here's his number XXX-XXX-4511 and I've enclosed his resume. I can't get Mike off my mind today.I want to send him a message but I don't want to disturb them.

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"All you have to do is say yes"
-Floetry

This brief email is so full of intrigue and possible soap-operaesque infidelity. Let's see what we have: this "lin" person has a boyfriend. She told him about a job, and is getting him in contact with Krystal. In the next line, she mentiones "Mike," and how she can't get him off her mind, and she wants to contact him, but has some reservations. Hmmm. What has "Mike" done that has her thinking of him all day? And then she writes "I don't want to disturb them." Who is this "them" of which she writes? And then her signature file is an innuendo-laden quote from Floetry. Just read it. Aloud. But whisper it. Ooooh, sexy, no?

Oh, how I wish "lin" would accidentally email me again. Then again, maybe not. My imagination is conjuring up more exciting scenarios than what is probably happening in real life. Oh, innuendo, how you get me started.

Eavesdropping #3

To recap:
I have a gmail account that is similar to other gmail addresses, so once in a while I get a stray email that was meant for someone else. I've gotten a lot, and here is another one.

From: Meg
Date: 11/25/06
Subject: Circuit City deals

hey dude,

im emailed u!! muaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! feel the wrath of my emailing POWER!!! he he, is this ur ONLY accualy person email?!?!?!?!



Megan =P

Apparently, Megan is 13 years old AND retarded.

Eavesdropping #2

For those of you just joining, I have a gmail account that apparently is similar to other gmail addresses, so once in a while I get a stray email that was meant for someone else. Here's #2...with sensitive parts taken out.

Date: 10/5/06
From: Bob
Subject: Derek Trucks Band

Hi Kelsey, I arrived in Tana this morning and am
pretty well beat. I'll keep in touch as things
progress. Barb [last name redacted] says you've made contact. Thanks.

Check out the Derek Trucks Band when you have time and
interest.

Give my best to everyone,

Bob

It's the cryptic "Barb...says you've made contact. Thanks." that makes it sound so mysterious. It sounds so spy and intrigue-like.

I think this Bob guy sent me a couple more emails.

Eavesdropping

I have a gmail account I use for non-personal stuff or for when I jot down my email to sign petitions or what not. Aaaany-hoo, apparently, my gmail address is similar to several other people's emails, because in the past year I have been getting a lot of non-me related emails. I will be posting them here periodically. Here are the first two...

June 13, 2006
From: Jo
Subject: Directions

Hey, the computer works now....dont' forget the directions!!
thanks,
Jo

Well, hooray for you, Jo. Directions to what?

This next one is really interesting, because it came with photos. I will post one of them, because the other photo had an actual person in it.

Sept. 24, 2006
From: Bob
Subject: spears and bush knives

Kelsey,
The bush knives and spears are on the way via USPS. I
don't know if they'll leave them at your house or post
a pickup notice. Here's a couple of photos of the
blacksmith creating the spears.

Bob

Just the subject title alone was enough to catch my eye. I originally thought it was junk mail, but thank goodness I get curious once in a while.

Apparently, they're into spears and shit. I have no idea. None.