Monday, April 14, 2008

Flattered, but...

Dear gay friends of friends,

Thanks for the attention and all, it's kind of an ego boost. I mean, it's nice to be noticed, right? But could you let your straight female friends know how friendly and fun I am? The lack of girl action is kind of killing me right now. It's not that I couldn't use the time to work on myself, lord knows, it's always a good time to work on myself. And that's what I've been doing for the last couple of months, with positive results, but no results with the female of the species. At least, not that I can notice. I'm kind of clueless at that, I must admit.

Anyhow, you guys have been really swell, and I appreciate it. But, give this brother a hand and, you know, spread the word amongst your single, straight, intelligent, funny, beautiful girlfriends. And if they are as friendly as you guys are, that would be just peachy.

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