Free wi-fi at my apartment. Pizza delivery. Netflix. And now...
THIS!!
I will never have to leave my apartment again.
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Monday, June 12, 2006
And suddenly...
As if overnight,suddenly there is a J0LIBEE ON BEVERLY NEAR VERMONT!!!!! F**K YEAH, MOTHERF***ER!!! CHICKENJ0Y, BEEEYOTCHES!!!!
P.S.
There is nothing wrong with being naked in front of the computer. I'm doing that right now.
P.P.S.
As long as you're not at work.
P.S.
There is nothing wrong with being naked in front of the computer. I'm doing that right now.
P.P.S.
As long as you're not at work.
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
I'm a gemini
So you get to see...
SWEET KENNEDY (with Blake):
SWEET KENNEDY (with Blake):
and...
SPICY KENNEDY (with Robert):
Enjoy the differences.
Friday, April 28, 2006
I'm not that emotional sometimes.
As this is my last week in Tucson, I know I will miss it. I will miss the county seat of Pima County, Arizona, United States, located 118 miles (188 km) southeast of Phoenix, which, as of July 1, 2004, a Census estimate put the city's population at 521,605, and the metropolitan population at 931,210. The population of metropolitan Tucson is expected to exceed 1 million by spring 2007.
I will miss the friendliness of this city that became part of the United States after the Gadsen Purchase in 1853. I will miss the stunning views of this desert city, a total area of 505.3 km² (195.1 mi²), located along I-10, a highway which runs to Phoenix and Los Angeles in the northwest, and through El Paso, Texas to Jacksonville, Florida in the east.
I will miss its cloudless pre-summer sky, which is characterized by low humidity, and daytime high temperatures that exceed 100 degrees Fahrenheit.
But mostly, I will miss the people, of which is 70.15% White, 4.33% Black or African American, 2.27% Native American, 2.46% Asian, 0.16% Pacific Islander, 16.85% from other races, and 3.79% from two or more races. 35.72% of the population are Hispanic or Latino of any race. Whose median income for a household in the city was $30,981, and the median income for a family was $37,344.
Yes, I will miss this place.
I will miss the friendliness of this city that became part of the United States after the Gadsen Purchase in 1853. I will miss the stunning views of this desert city, a total area of 505.3 km² (195.1 mi²), located along I-10, a highway which runs to Phoenix and Los Angeles in the northwest, and through El Paso, Texas to Jacksonville, Florida in the east.
I will miss its cloudless pre-summer sky, which is characterized by low humidity, and daytime high temperatures that exceed 100 degrees Fahrenheit.
But mostly, I will miss the people, of which is 70.15% White, 4.33% Black or African American, 2.27% Native American, 2.46% Asian, 0.16% Pacific Islander, 16.85% from other races, and 3.79% from two or more races. 35.72% of the population are Hispanic or Latino of any race. Whose median income for a household in the city was $30,981, and the median income for a family was $37,344.
Yes, I will miss this place.
Monday, April 24, 2006
Today's touristy thing
Hi. This being my last week in Tucson, Arizona, I have decided to do real touristy stuff before I leave. I was too busy before to do too much touristy things, but now I have time. Today I went to the Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum, which is a great museum dedicated to the wildlife in the Sonora desert.
This is a fossilized ground sloth poop. Yes. I am not a liar. Ground sloths are prehistoric creatures, and here is its poop.
This here is a real life big-ass cat. It might be a cougar or something. I was too excited to look at the name. That's my hand, and it looks a lot bigger than the cat, but believe me, my hand is really small. I am not lying.
This is a beaver that is not dead. It is asleep. I saw it breathe. I am not lying.
On the way back home, there was this scenic rest stop with these awesome views of the valley. I climed up the top of this hill that had this little sitting area. It was really, really cool. 
This is a fossilized ground sloth poop. Yes. I am not a liar. Ground sloths are prehistoric creatures, and here is its poop.
This here is a real life big-ass cat. It might be a cougar or something. I was too excited to look at the name. That's my hand, and it looks a lot bigger than the cat, but believe me, my hand is really small. I am not lying.
This is a beaver that is not dead. It is asleep. I saw it breathe. I am not lying.
On the way back home, there was this scenic rest stop with these awesome views of the valley. I climed up the top of this hill that had this little sitting area. It was really, really cool.
Life is so freakin unfair.
Tomorrow, Ben & Jerry's is having a free cone day. So you all can go to your neighborhood Ben & Jerry's ice cream store and get a free ice cream cone.
Right now I am in Tucson, Arizona. The nearest Ben & Jerry's is 2 freakin' hours away. I mean, sometimes I think driving two hours for a scoop of ice cream is worth it, but that would mean I'd have to be in Phoenix. Have you ever been to Phoenix? Then you know what I mean.
Right now I am in Tucson, Arizona. The nearest Ben & Jerry's is 2 freakin' hours away. I mean, sometimes I think driving two hours for a scoop of ice cream is worth it, but that would mean I'd have to be in Phoenix. Have you ever been to Phoenix? Then you know what I mean.
Friday, April 21, 2006
Old Tyme Language
A couple of friends and I are trying to bring back near-extinct English phrases. For example:
1) Using the word "Say" before each sentence. "Say" should be elongated, like "Saaaaay". For example, "Saaay, what's the big idea?" or "Saaay, you're a pretty dame."
2) Using "Dame" for a woman.
3) Using the word "Fellow" (pronounced "fella") when addressing or reffering to a man. "Saaaay, fella, who's that fella with that group of fellas?"
4) Using the word "fisticuffs" to mean a fight. Of course, this word is from an earlier era than the previous three, but it's a word that's gone out of fashion and needs to be revived, if only for my pleasure. "Saaay, that's the fella I got into fisticuffs with over that dame."
If you have more to add, please do. I'm sure I'm missing a bunch of other words. Like "moll." I think that's a gangster's girlfriend. But I could be wrong.
P.S.
On an entirely different note, check out this article about my trapeze coach! He fuckin ROCKS!!!
http://www.laweekly.com/la-people-2006/suspended-storyteller/13159/
1) Using the word "Say" before each sentence. "Say" should be elongated, like "Saaaaay". For example, "Saaay, what's the big idea?" or "Saaay, you're a pretty dame."
2) Using "Dame" for a woman.
3) Using the word "Fellow" (pronounced "fella") when addressing or reffering to a man. "Saaaay, fella, who's that fella with that group of fellas?"
4) Using the word "fisticuffs" to mean a fight. Of course, this word is from an earlier era than the previous three, but it's a word that's gone out of fashion and needs to be revived, if only for my pleasure. "Saaay, that's the fella I got into fisticuffs with over that dame."
If you have more to add, please do. I'm sure I'm missing a bunch of other words. Like "moll." I think that's a gangster's girlfriend. But I could be wrong.
P.S.
On an entirely different note, check out this article about my trapeze coach! He fuckin ROCKS!!!
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