I'm a pretty simple guy. I don't ask for much. In order, these are the only things I ask for in the universe:

1) The ability to sleep 8 hours or at least until 10am every day.
2) Ice cream on demand
3) The ability to eat while I sleep
4) For right now, a girlfriend (and eventually, get married)
5) Monkeys to fly out of my ass (just out of curiosity)
6) Unending supply of hot shower water
7) No traffic jams
8) Personal masseusse with 6 hands
9) World peace and the end of starvation
10) Personal security robot with death lasers that shoot out of its eyes