NO WONDER WHY PEOPLE THINK I'M WEIRD
I was really sleepy tonight and was watching PBS. I was half asleep. There was a Nova special on shark attacks. Then there was a reality-tv type thing about the Children's Memorial Hospital in Chicago. In my sleepy-zoned state, I thought, now THAT would be a great network show..."SHARK HOSPITAL." It would be a hospital in some big city, like Chicago, but for sharks. There would be drama in there all the time. Maybe an injured human would rush into the ER with a gunshot wound or something, and the doctor would say, "Sorry, sir, we can't help you. You're not a shark."

Oh, yes, I'm a genius. I'm ready for my Emmy.