Monday, April 12, 2004

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!
Helleeewww...here is a quick Kennedy update for youz!

First of all, I like Sundays. In the last couple of months, it has become my "do nothing" day. I wake up at around noon. But I don't get out of bed. I just lie there and stare at the ceiling and think about silly shit for about an hour. Then I get up and drink some water, see what's on TV, then go back to bed and take a nap. Yes. It's my "lazy motherfucker" day. I don't do NUTHIN! And I LIKE IT! God rested on the seventh day. So if God can take all day to rest, so can I! Take it up with God, for it is the Lord who is setting the example for me. And no matter how lazy and slothful I may seem, I don't think I can beat God's laziness. And I can be a lazy fuck. So what I'm saying is that I'm not lazy, I'm just trying to emulate God.

Speaking of God, it's Easter Bunny Sunday. Yes, this is the day Jesus popped out of his tomb and scared the shit out of his friends. Well, he was supposed to be dead, right? I mean, if I saw someone get killed and I saw him the next day, I'd piss my pants right there.

And when he came out of the grave, he had a bunny tucked under one arm and a basket of chocolates in the other.

So far, there is a tie for the Kennedy Quiz. Right now Alfie and Fwacy are tied. You may read their answers. Do you think you can do better than them? I don't know. They had pretty good answers.

It's official. My apartment is a total fucking mess. Yes. It is the worst it has ever been ever since I moved in. It's almost as bad as my college dorm. It's like a homeless person came in and his shoppping cart exploded. It's that fucking bad. What's worse is that I don't see myself cleaning up any time in the near future, since I don't have a girlfriend to bring over. Which means I'd better get one really soon or I won't be able to open my front door.

And finally...I am watching the movie "Brazil" dubbed in Spanish. It's on one of the spanish language channels (duh). It's cool because I know that movie really well, so it's easy to follow. It's almost as fun as watching R*n P*piel's rotisserie oven infomercial in Spanish. Now THAT's a hoot.



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