Without getting graphic or nasty...

Things that you shouldn't hear during sex:

1) At least someone's having a good time.
2) I've been done for 20 minutes.  Hurry up.
3) Just lie there, don't look at me, and keep your hands to yourself.
4) Trust me, you're gonna need the helmet.
5) This'll be fun.  I saw it done at the circus.
6) Remeber, millions of people will be watching.

You can feel it.

I like watching America's Test K1tchen on PBS. Not for any recipes or cooking tips or anything. I watch it to see the sexual tension between Chris and Julia.



You can see it. It's barbaric. Let me tell you, SOMETHING'S being tested in that kitchen. And it ain't the layer cake. But it IS hot. And big. And penis shaped.