Another Valentine's thing

Sex with me is like riding a really fun rollercoaster. Up and down, upside down, lots of laughing, someone loses the camera, and when it's done, you feel like puking.

Yeah. It's that intense.

Talk history to me, baby!

Is it me, or are most of the women appraisers on "Antiques Roadshow" kinda sexy?

I got a thing for brainy chicks.

A bedtime story.

Diane Lane is hot.

The end.

What's happening in my head?

Pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr pon farr PON FARR!

PLAK TOW, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Vulcan or not...here I come!

It's pon farr time!

Is it hot in here, or is it my plak tow?

Helleeeeewwww, ladies....

Oh, lady.

I am soooooo not a Republican, but I think Dana Perino is kinda hot.

Without getting graphic or nasty...

Things that you shouldn't hear during sex:

1) At least someone's having a good time.
2) I've been done for 20 minutes.  Hurry up.
3) Just lie there, don't look at me, and keep your hands to yourself.
4) Trust me, you're gonna need the helmet.
5) This'll be fun.  I saw it done at the circus.
6) Remeber, millions of people will be watching.

You can feel it.

I like watching America's Test K1tchen on PBS. Not for any recipes or cooking tips or anything. I watch it to see the sexual tension between Chris and Julia.



You can see it. It's barbaric. Let me tell you, SOMETHING'S being tested in that kitchen. And it ain't the layer cake. But it IS hot. And big. And penis shaped.