Things that you shouldn't hear during sex:
1) At least someone's having a good time.
2) I've been done for 20 minutes. Hurry up.
3) Just lie there, don't look at me, and keep your hands to yourself.
4) Trust me, you're gonna need the helmet.
5) This'll be fun. I saw it done at the circus.
6) Remeber, millions of people will be watching.
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