This is late but I don't care.

I am slightly stupid and very bored. So here's my thing:

Welcome to ASK A ZOMBIE, where we ask a zombie, well, questions. And he, um, answers them.

What do zombies eat?
BRAAAAAAIIIIINS!

What do you use to lock up your bike?
CHAAAAAAIIIIINS!

What part of the sink does water exit through?
DRAAAAAAIIIIINS!

What's your favorite bird?
CRAAAAANNNNES!

What's that all over your shirt?
STAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNS!

What vehicle flies in the air?
PLAAAAAANES!

What vehicle runs on tracks?
TRAAAAAAIIIIINS!

What are wheat, barley and rice?
GRAAAAAAIIIIINS!

What is your favorite fruit?
CANTALOUPE!

Thank you, mister zombie. See you next time!