It's almost like it's a rule or something.

Why is it that the tiniest cuts/scrapes hurt the most, bleed the most profusely, and are ineviably in places that you will need to use a lot, like your FINGERTIPS. GOD HELP ME, TYPING THIS IS PAINFUL AS A MOTHER&#$@*&!!! Great, now I need a paper towel to clean my keyboard.

Here we go again!

pon farr.

Don't know what I mean? Click here.

Flattered, but...

Dear gay friends of friends,

Thanks for the attention and all, it's kind of an ego boost. I mean, it's nice to be noticed, right? But could you let your straight female friends know how friendly and fun I am? The lack of girl action is kind of killing me right now. It's not that I couldn't use the time to work on myself, lord knows, it's always a good time to work on myself. And that's what I've been doing for the last couple of months, with positive results, but no results with the female of the species. At least, not that I can notice. I'm kind of clueless at that, I must admit.

Anyhow, you guys have been really swell, and I appreciate it. But, give this brother a hand and, you know, spread the word amongst your single, straight, intelligent, funny, beautiful girlfriends. And if they are as friendly as you guys are, that would be just peachy.

Going...gone!

People can "go blind," or "go deaf," or even "go crazy." Can one actually "go stupid?" Because I think I am.

Sometimes this says it all.

Just wonderin...

I'm wondering if the fabric of space and time has a thread count.