Whatevs.

I wanna start procrastinating, but I keep putting it off.

The law

This is from a writer named Heather Adler. She wrote about not doing stupid things from movies. This is my favorite line...

"...you cannot actually defy gravity. You're Sir Isaac Newton's bitch, just like the rest of us."

Yes. We are all Sir Isaac Newton's bitches.

Where'd it go?

It's been one of those days where I have to stop and say, "Wait a second, you mean I ate ALL the kettle corn?!?"