Maybe I need a new alarm clock? Maybe I'm so used to the sound of that electronic beep that I don't feel the urge to wake up? I out-sleep the snooze! I don't get it. Maybe there's something wrong with me? Is there some weird "sleeping in" disease? Not that there's anything wrong with sleeping in, mind you. If I could, I'd sleep in until the afternoon. It's just that it's been so consistent. Maybe I've got some kind of infection or something. Hmm. Wow. Thank god I'm not a hypochondriac.