My first day home from Burning Man. Boy, was that an experience or what? The first day, Monday, I was introduced to my first Burning Man friends, Adam and Stacy, who are the most beautiful married couple in the world. IN THE WORLD. By Wednesday, the whole camp had arrived. The camp was called "The I'm OK, You're OK Corral." It should have been called "The camp full of hot women," because that was all it was. The camp was fun, we drove the BAR CAR around every night, and everyone in the camp was friendly as fuck.

Aaaaany-hoooo, I'm back, and I will be beating dust out of every piece of clothing from now until forever.