I'm not a big christmas or new year celebrator by any means. But last night I got the coolest christmas present...a handheld sewing machine!!! Yeah, boyeeeee!!! Seriously, this is one cool machine (if it doesn't break by tomorrow). Dude, I'm gonna start hemming my pants tonight, for real! You see, for smaller guys like me, we can't get pants the right length, so we walk around dragging our cuffs around. I'm going to be one sew-happy mother f*cker!!!