Just a random thought during the holiday travel season...
Just a tip...I know you can't talk about or even joke about bombs when you're in the airport. BUT, what if you have a lot of lip BALM? What then? You can't say "I've got some balms in my bag" now, can you? You'd be in trouble. So don't. Just call it ChapStick or Blistex or whatever. I've probably saved you from a full body cavity search (although some of you...forget it). You can thank me later. You love me, just admit it.

P.S.
Yes, I'm bored.
P.P.S.
Yes, I know I’m weird.