Goobers

There is much joy when you are in a rush, looking for something in the mall, knowing exactly what you want because you don't like spending lots of time in the mall, looking through stuff in the store, when one of the sales ladies says "you want some chocolate covered peanuts?" and you say "sure" and she pours a bunch of Goobers in your hand, and you finally find it (a small leather money clip/credit card holder thing), and they tell you it's 75% off, and you end up spending like $2.50 for something in a big, expensive, fancy-schmancy mall store. Yay for candy. Yay for sales.