A memo to a certain breakfast food
Dear Egg McMuffin,

Did you feel that? That was your sorry ass being kicked by the McGriddle. I bet it hurt. You should just take your lame self off the breakfast menu, because you are not wanted here. Sorry, McMuffin, I never liked you then, and I don't like you now.

I have now found a purpose for my hypnotized chicken army. They will invade all McDonalds and destroy every last Egg McMuffin. Then they will steal all the McGriddles and then bring them to me, where I will make them a new home. In my belly.