A man's thought on menstruation
There's "On the rag." Or, my leastfavorite, "I'm bleeding like a stuck pig."

Why do euphamisms for the period sound so vulgar? The female body is only doing what it's supposed to be doing. Be proud of your womanhood! Don't be ashamed! Start using the phrase "My uterine lining is finished with its tour of duty."

See? Pride. And a little patriotism.

Just trying to help out my sisters out there.