Today's poll brought to you by My Boredom®

1. Which sounds funnier:
A) ballsack
B) nutsack

2. Which is a better retort:
A) Does the Pope shit in the woods?
B) Is a bear catholic?
C) When monkeys fly out of my butt.
D) Your mom.

3. What is my problem?
A) Lack of vitamins
B) Your head is up your butt
C) Lack of butt vitamins
D) You rely on the word "butt" too much

4. How do you pronounce the shortened version of "brassiere"?
A) bra
B) brar

5. What have you been up to?
A) Not much
B) Your mom

6. Monkeys have flown out of my butt. What does this mean?
A) The apocalypse is upon us.
B) It is flying butt monkey migration season.
C) Nothing. It is absolutely normal.

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