Monday, September 27, 2004

What the world needs now is a little more love

I think there are too many assholes in really important positions (running major corporations, governments, etc.). I propose that all the dickwads who are in charge of really important shit should wake up every morning and tell themselves "today I will be less of an asshole than yesterday."

If this happens, and they actually act upon it, then it is quite conceivable that within several months, someone will give me a hundred million dollars out of the goodness of their hearts.

And I will take that money and buy a small island in the south Pacific where I will build a fortress and surround it with land mines and trip wires and a moat filled with sharks.

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