I'm thinking that Luke Helden's actions are going to inspire a lot of imitators, or copy cats, if you will (or maybe you won't...I don't understand why people say that...but I digress). If you are so inclined, please remember this...DO NOT USE EXPLOSIVES. THEY ARE DANGEROUS AND CAN HURT AND/OR KILL PEOPLE. IT'S ALSO A FELONY, I think.

So, if you are thinking of doing a huge dada-ist art-type thing in a smiley face vein, whether it is across the country, your state, or your city, may I suggest the following non-harmful and less illegal (I'm not saying you won't be arrested. In fact, you may be arrested, so don't blame me...you are doing this of your own free will) practices.



1. Drive by clownings Drive with a car filled with clowns. Stop in the middle of the street. Get out and juggle, make balloon animals, prat falls, etc., then quickly get back in the car and drive away. Make your stops in a smiley face pattern. Pros: clowns are fun. Cons: Clowns are fucking scary.



2. Burning paper bag full of doggie doo. Do the old "ring the bell with burning bag of doggie doo and run away" trick. Do so in a smile face pattern. Across the country would be awesome. Pros: Old gag brought to huge level. Cons: Your poor dog will have to poop a lot.



3. Alien-related thing. Create fake simultaneous UFO sightings, or make simultaneous crop circles all across the country in a smiley face pattern (you will have to coordinate with others in other states to make the impact). Pros: It's a challenge, ain't it? And if you can carry it off, you'll be a genious. Cons: Farmers with shotguns.