What is wrong with me?

I'm alone at the morning job. All alone.

And I'm still wearing my pants.

PICTURE OF THE WEEK

 

I was in New York for the past few days, and I took the above photo. If you can identify this photo, I will give you a kiss. Unless you're a dude, then I'll just high five you.

AIM IM with AIKIKRIS.
6:06 PM
Hey.
Hey
Are you there?
6:10 PM
Hello
Hey.
Hey
Are you still at work/
work?
Yep.
I see. When do you go home?
I'm leaving in a few minutes.
Okay, Patricia, Kyle and I are going out for dinner in a few minutes also.
I spoke to Gil yesterday on the IM.
Cool.
He's doing fine. I hope I can see him in Maui soon.
I'll be in SF for Mom's birthday.
Okay good. Mom wants to go to Teatro Zinzani.
Yeah. That sounds good.

Eavesdropping #2

For those of you just joining, I have a gmail account that apparently is similar to other gmail addresses, so once in a while I get a stray email that was meant for someone else. Here's #2...with sensitive parts taken out.

Date: 10/5/06
From: Bob
Subject: Derek Trucks Band

Hi Kelsey, I arrived in Tana this morning and am
pretty well beat. I'll keep in touch as things
progress. Barb [last name redacted] says you've made contact. Thanks.

Check out the Derek Trucks Band when you have time and
interest.

Give my best to everyone,

Bob

It's the cryptic "Barb...says you've made contact. Thanks." that makes it sound so mysterious. It sounds so spy and intrigue-like.

I think this Bob guy sent me a couple more emails.

Episode 2 is up!

Check it out...

BUT WAIT...THERE'S MORE!

Pon Farr animal style

It's not just me. It's happening all over.

SQUIRREL GOES ON RAMPAGE, INJURES 3
Thu Jun 14, 10:42 AM ET
BERLIN (Reuters) - An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch.

The squirrel first ran into a house in the southern town of Passau, leapt from behind on a 70-year-old woman, and sank its teeth into her hand, a local police spokesman said Thursday.

With the squirrel still hanging from her hand, the woman ran onto the street in panic, where she managed to shake it off.

The animal then entered a building site and jumped on a construction worker, injuring him on the hand and arm, before he managed to fight it off with a measuring pole.

"After that, the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man's garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh," the spokesman said. "Then he killed it with his crutch."

The spokesman said experts thought the attack may have been linked to the mating season or because the squirrel was ill.
[emphasis added by me]

You know, when you get the plak tow, it's on.

Vulcan or not...here I come!

It's pon farr time!

Is it hot in here, or is it my plak tow?

Helleeeeewwww, ladies....

Eavesdropping

I have a gmail account I use for non-personal stuff or for when I jot down my email to sign petitions or what not. Aaaany-hoo, apparently, my gmail address is similar to several other people's emails, because in the past year I have been getting a lot of non-me related emails. I will be posting them here periodically. Here are the first two...

June 13, 2006
From: Jo
Subject: Directions

Hey, the computer works now....dont' forget the directions!!
thanks,
Jo

Well, hooray for you, Jo. Directions to what?

This next one is really interesting, because it came with photos. I will post one of them, because the other photo had an actual person in it.

Sept. 24, 2006
From: Bob
Subject: spears and bush knives

Kelsey,
The bush knives and spears are on the way via USPS. I
don't know if they'll leave them at your house or post
a pickup notice. Here's a couple of photos of the
blacksmith creating the spears.

Bob

Just the subject title alone was enough to catch my eye. I originally thought it was junk mail, but thank goodness I get curious once in a while.

Apparently, they're into spears and shit. I have no idea. None.