Monday, March 29, 2004

Damn
Hot weather.
Women.
Hell yeah.
Oh, my god. I have gotten nothing but junk email all weekend. Even today, I haven't gotten one personal email. IT'S UP TO YOU TO STOP THIS!!!

Wednesday, March 24, 2004

Women who are married or have boyfriends are usually the ones who approach me more often and are most attentive to me.

That's so confusing.

Wednesday, March 17, 2004

THIS SITE is f****ng brilliant. It makes the little geek boy inside of me jump up and down like...like...like a little geek boy (look, I'm not good with similies all the time).

We are just a few steps away from either the Transformers or the Terminator.

Thursday, March 11, 2004

Things I have learned today
1) Shamrock Shakes® rock the free world and parts of Cuba.
2) The first lady of Honduras is HOT.
3) So is the wife of the Prime Minister of Spain.

Oh, yes, and terrorism is bad.

Monday, March 08, 2004

I saw that Jesus movie this weekend. Judging by the ending, they're TOTALLY going to make a sequel.