Anyone?(part 2)
Sometimes when I'm in my apartment, I talk to myself out loud, but in a very thick accent. Sometimes it's Cockney, sometimes Russian, Scottish, or Pilipino. Sometimes it's a generic southern accent. Anyone else do this? Anyone? Hello?

Anyone?
Sometimes, when I'm all alone in my apartment, I turn on the music and just dance. Like a madman. For, like half an hour. Anyone else do this? Anyone? Hello?

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, I'M STILL COOL
It's Saturday night. I'm an eligible bachelor living in Los Angeles. Guess what I'm doing? I'm alone in my apartment watching "R0bocop 2" in Spanish.

Yes, you heard me right, in SPANISH.

I don't care. I'm still cool.

Up yours.

You know what's sexy? Women with flamethrowers. That's fuckin sexy.

PON FARR, EVERYBODY!!! PON FARR!!!