Over 40...yesssss...

I saw J0an Chen the other night. MAN, is she HOT. She's well over 40 and she's HOT.

How much of a dork?

The other night I saw a cockroach in the kitchen (don't worry, in the four years I've lived here, this is the first cockroach I've seen). Anyways, my first reaction was "Ahh! Kill it!" So I grabbed a knife. OK, let me repeat that: I GRABBED A KNIFE. IN ORDER TO KILL A COCKROACH. A KNIFE.

What the...? Like the roach was going to come at me with a broken bottle or something. I'm standing there in the kitchen holding a knife over my head, ready to stab the shit out of a cockroach.

After about two minutes of standing there in hunter-killer mode, I realized that a magazine would be more effective.

Morning!

Here's one reason why I love living alone: this morning I ate a bowl of cereal completeley naked.

You now have that image burned in your mind. And you will LIKE IT!

Karma works in weird ways

I'm convinced that life is a series of cycles. Because sometimes it feels like I'm in high school all over again.

The romance of L@s Veg@as is lost on me. It just doesn't have it anymore.

But there are two things it still has going for it: DEEP FRIED 0RE0S and DEEP FRIED TW1NKIES!!!