Too much of a good thing?

When it comes to relationships, people say that sometimes it's good to have time to be by yourself, and learn to be happy with yourself, and enjoy being unattached, etc., etc., etc.

I am SO over that. I have spent PLENTY of time by myself now, and I pleased to announce: I am VERY DAMN HAPPY with who I am. I love myself so damn much, I have bruises on my forehead from trying to kiss myself in the mirror. Pretty soon I'm gonna accidentally fall into a lake after staring at my reflection in the water! How fucking happy with myself can I be? I am so over the freaking moon with myself, I can't control it.

Granted, it took me a while to get to this point, but now I'm here. And I've been here for a while. SO NOW WHAT? How long can I stay at this level? I am so incredibly self-actualized, I can be a fucking self-help book! I have proven without a doubt that one can be completely happy without a partner. GREAT! Now, can I MOVE ON? Please? Anyone? Hello?