Wednesday, February 28, 2007

This'll make you sick.

I love the way my girlfriend cuts apples.

Friday, February 23, 2007

An IM conversation with Edren

edren(11:22:15 PM): yo.
kennedy(11:23:22 PM): hey.
edren(11:22:48 PM): wanna do a zero3 piece?
kennedy(11:23:58 PM): when?
edren(11:23:35 PM): i dunno. traci was talking about the first cafe at lost souls, or the first cafe at the outdoor space. i prefer the latter.
kennedy(11:24:39 PM): When would it be?
edren(11:24:05 PM): i don't know.
edren(11:24:09 PM): you busy?
kennedy(11:25:13 PM): Tuesdays should be fine.
kennedy(11:25:17 PM): I'm in the next Lodestone show.
edren(11:25:07 PM): we would have to rehearse. and work on a new piece. me and traci have kind of talked about ti a little.
kennedy(11:26:15 PM): Sounds cool.
edren(11:25:43 PM): you know what else sounds cool?
kennedy(11:26:42 PM): My ass?
edren(11:25:54 PM): yes.
kennedy(11:26:50 PM): indeed.
edren(11:26:03 PM): true that.
edren(11:26:22 PM): speaking fo which, i'm actually watching a porn called 100% anal.
kennedy(11:27:28 PM): Ah. Well, there's no double entendre there.
edren(11:26:41 PM): i think i'ts mexican but i don't recognize the words.
kennedy(11:27:51 PM): Is it actually 100%? Or is it like 25% vaginal, 25% oral?
edren(11:27:04 PM): it's spelled ontondre yo.
edren(11:27:26 PM): well, the streaming is kind of choppy, so all i see is ugly people kissing then i switch.
kennedy(11:28:20 PM): Cuz, you know...truth in advertising.
kennedy(11:28:21 PM): Oh.
edren(11:27:32 PM): i got a semi, but nothing raging.
kennedy(11:28:29 PM): Yeah.
kennedy(11:28:38 PM): Well, time to change videos.
edren(11:28:18 PM): here's one. called park in the rear. another ass movie.
kennedy(11:29:18 PM): Get it? Rear?
kennedy(11:29:21 PM): Get it?
edren(11:28:32 PM): and taking it up the butt parts 1 and 2.
kennedy(11:29:24 PM): THey mean ASS.
kennedy(11:29:34 PM): They're so clever.
edren(11:28:46 PM): truly. inside the out.
edren(11:29:17 PM): so it makes sense. let's do a zero3 piece. a farewell to zero3.
kennedy(11:30:43 PM): Just keep me updated.
edren(11:29:52 PM): call it, ass goodbye butt anal 100%.
kennedy(11:30:51 PM): Parking in the rear
kennedy(11:30:55 PM): up the chute
edren(11:30:09 PM): how does next monday for a meeting sound? 8ish?
kennedy(11:31:02 PM): in through the out door.
edren(11:30:15 PM): lol. up the chute.
kennedy(11:31:15 PM): Cool.
kennedy(11:31:17 PM): Lemme know.
kennedy(11:31:21 PM): The where and shit.
edren(11:30:38 PM): you're cool with that time and day?
kennedy(11:31:31 PM): Sweet asses of sex.
edren(11:30:45 PM): lol.
kennedy(11:31:39 PM): Yeah, Mondays should be good.
kennedy(11:32:00 PM): Pound that ass volume 21.
edren(11:31:14 PM): in the ass phincter hole 100% ass butt ass ass anal ass movie.
kennedy(11:32:14 PM): LOL. Literally.
edren(11:31:32 PM): lol.
kennedy(11:33:12 PM): A friend told me of a video series called "Balls in Box" where guys put their balls in the coochie.
kennedy(11:33:27 PM): I've never seen it, and it sounds kinda weird. And painful.
edren(11:32:41 PM): damn. i imagine that would hurt. unless the gilr really had a generous cooch.
kennedy(11:33:59 PM): Well, whatevs. There's some kind of porn for everyone, regardless of taste
edren(11:33:50 PM): dude. i gotta figure out a way to cut my ass hairs by myself. without having to go get it waxed.
kennedy(11:34:51 PM): Use a hand mirror?
kennedy(11:35:12 PM): I dunno, man. You're on your own. Waxing sounds fucking painful.
edren(11:34:25 PM): but udde, i have no idea how to get at it. it's weird fexible shit t oget ther.e
edren(11:34:59 PM): yeah, but man, at least it'll be gone for a long time. and i won't feel the stubble for a while. and the girl could lick it and not be grossed out. other than the fact it's my ass.
kennedy(11:36:15 PM): Well, you may have to make an appointment then. And not sit down for a while.
edren(11:35:55 PM): yeah. but i'm still wanting to see if i could do it on my own. maybe they sell an electric razor of sorts.
edren(11:36:06 PM): i mean, c'mon. i can't be the only one with a hairy asshole.
edren(11:36:09 PM): am i?
kennedy(11:37:10 PM): Um, yes. Yes you are.
kennedy(11:37:25 PM): You are alone, hairy-assholed freak.
edren(11:36:36 PM): really? no for reals. am i? you've never heard of this?
kennedy(11:37:36 PM): Everyone has ass hair.
edren(11:37:03 PM): but in their ass? like not on their ass, but in between the ass cheeks?
kennedy(11:38:05 PM): Yeah. Even women do.
kennedy(11:38:20 PM): But not as bad as men, I imagine.
edren(11:37:47 PM): really? how come in the porn they don't? and i want to lick it up like meltiong chocolate ice cream on a hot summer day?
kennedy(11:38:51 PM): Because porn stars wax.
kennedy(11:39:07 PM): Look, as long as it's not at braiding length, I think you're OK.
edren(11:38:22 PM): aww man. my universe shifted a few degrees. and here comes the asteroid.
edren(11:38:37 PM): it's getting there though dude. i'm startign to get worried.
edren(11:38:50 PM): aaaaaaaaaaannnnnd scene!
kennedy(11:39:48 PM): blackout
edren(11:39:00 PM): there. we have our opener fo r the farewell zero3 peice.
kennedy(11:39:59 PM): There you go. A scene about ass hair.
kennedy(11:40:00 PM): Yes.
kennedy(11:40:02 PM): Yesss.
edren(11:39:17 PM): how do i cut and paste this shit?
kennedy(11:40:33 PM): And we can call it "ass buthole anus sphincter ass hole thing."
kennedy(11:40:42 PM): Yeah.
edren(11:39:53 PM): lol
kennedy(11:40:50 PM): I think you can save this conversation.
kennedy(11:40:57 PM): Then you can cut and paste and shit.
edren(11:40:19 PM): how do you save it?
kennedy(11:41:37 PM): Oh, wait, I think if you click in the window you can select all.
edren(11:42:32 PM): saved! that's going on my blog and my my space!
kennedy(11:43:32 PM): Yes.
kennedy(11:44:54 PM): Sweet baby jesus, yes.
kennedy(11:45:15 PM): Our hairy asshole conversation saved for history.
edren(11:44:37 PM): in the annals of time. HA!
kennedy(11:45:37 PM): GET IT!!! ANNALS!
edren(11:44:52 PM): woot!
edren(11:44:58 PM): peanut beutter jelly time!
kennedy(11:45:53 PM): hahah!
kennedy(11:46:24 PM): Allright. I must now take a huge crap before going to bed.
kennedy(11:46:31 PM): Later, dude!
edren(11:45:42 PM): alright dude. piece.

VINDICATED

Spell it right, bitches!

http://www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com