Update: I am not stranded in the desert.

See, the problem was that I couldn't yank the flat tire off of the car. I tried and tried, but it was stuck, so I had to call a tow truck guy.

 This is me waiting for an hour and a half for the tow guy. The sun was setting when he finally came.

 This is the dreaded flat tire that wouldn't budge. The guy said that wheels can stick, especially aluminum wheels. He had to get a rubber mallet and pound the sucker till it gave. There was no way I would try that on my own, on unstable ground, with the rickety jack that comes with the car (you can see the jack in the foreground). The guy said those things were dangerous, and used his own super jack. Tow truck guys rule!

  This is me a few minutes ago, back at home in Tucson, after consuming a Coldestone ice cream. I deserved it. 

Stuck!

Today was my day off, so i decided to drive 2 hours out into the desert. i got a flat tire, and i can'T get the flat tire off. i had to call a tow truck. He said it would be an hour, so now im waiting in my car. THis is me waiting in the desert for a tow.

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Today on Teletubbies

Today the Teletubbies were swapping their favorite things. Po wanted to play with Dipsy's scooter. But, you know, Po doesn't speak all to well, so Po called it a "cooter." You heard me right. Po likes cooters.

The Teletubbies fucking ROCK, and if you don't think so, you're a communist anarchist poo-head.

P.S.
How do they keep the baby's head so still in the sun? I think they use clamps.

Phone Blog

I'm done with rehearsal and i'm bored. Tucson has great sunsets. See?

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Oh, Tucson.

Tucson, Arizona has a Target, a Trader Joe's, a Coldstone Creamery, and a Krispy Kreme Donuts. Therefore, it is officially a civilized area.

Arizona is my home for now...

I am living in a HUGE bed and breakfast here in Tucson, AZ. I may be moved to a different housing situation in the next couple of days, but I'll deal with it when it happens.

I'm doing a play here. I'll be living here till the end of April. Tucson is a laid-back place. The cast is quite talented. I dig the script. The author is really cool.

And I think I accidentally food-poisoned the director last night.

Is this luuuurve?

I stopped by a Target store on the way home tonight. I didn't need anything, and I didn't end up buying anything. I just love target. I am in LOVE with TARGET.

DO YOU HEAR ME, TARGET? I LOVE YOU!!!

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!!

DON'T EVER CLOSE OR I WILL DIE!!!!

Not the meanest thing...

Although not necessarily the meanest, I think one of the funnier things you can call someone is a "dickbite."

I'm a simple guy

I try to lead a simple life. I don't like making things complicated. Complication leads to confusion. Confusion leads to stress. Stress leads to physical ailments such as high blood pressure and constipation. And I don't like constipation. I like my poops regular.

So that's why I lead a simple life. Cuz I like to poop.

I LOVE THIS VIDEO.

This, quite possibly, may be the best video in the world.

Did you hear me? IN...........THE..............WORLD!!!!!!!!

Because of this video, I may start to once again belive in an all-powerful and benevolent god. I may quit my job, sell my shit and roam the earth, spread joy, heal the sick, and build schools for impoverished villages.

I don't remember ever feeling this kind of overwhelming joy since I was a kid at Christmas.

I

LOVE

THIS

VIDEO

http://web.bitnet.net/rabies/apache.mpeg

Just a serious, little question...

WHATCHOO GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT JUNK?
ALL THAT JUNK INSIDE THAT TRUNK?








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