I'm not a big christmas or new year celebrator by any means. But last night I got the coolest christmas present...a handheld sewing machine!!! Yeah, boyeeeee!!! Seriously, this is one cool machine (if it doesn't break by tomorrow). Dude, I'm gonna start hemming my pants tonight, for real! You see, for smaller guys like me, we can't get pants the right length, so we walk around dragging our cuffs around. I'm going to be one sew-happy mother f*cker!!!

Bed Style
My hair is pretty much like the way it was when I was in high school, maybe a bit shorter (except for that experimental long hair phase in college--ugh--thick, nice hair does not always transition well into thick, long hair). But by some wierd pillow miracle, I woke up this morning and it looked like the way I styled it when I was a junior in high school: parted on the right and spikey on the parted side. Kinda like a pseudo Thompson Twins/Flock of Seagulls/new wave look. Which would look cool for a party or something, but in any other situation (like going to Morning Job), would look like I just woke up.

I don't mind people quoting lines from movies. That's cool. What I do mind is people who quote either complete monologues or whole sections of dialogue from movies (the quote-er taking both roles). Look, if your quote is longer than 10 seconds, you are taking too long, and you are falling farther into the geek pit.

I just got your message baby
So sad to see you fade away
I'm like a boy among men
I'd like a permanent friend
I'd like to think that I was just myself again
Oh tell me why is it I'm digging your scene?
I know I'd die, baby.

-Blow Monkeys

It really pisses me off that I can't walk down the street in slow motion while Echo and the Bunnymen's "Killing Moon" plays in the background.

Just a random thought during the holiday travel season...
Just a tip...I know you can't talk about or even joke about bombs when you're in the airport. BUT, what if you have a lot of lip BALM? What then? You can't say "I've got some balms in my bag" now, can you? You'd be in trouble. So don't. Just call it ChapStick or Blistex or whatever. I've probably saved you from a full body cavity search (although some of you...forget it). You can thank me later. You love me, just admit it.

P.S.
Yes, I'm bored.
P.P.S.
Yes, I know I’m weird.

Forgot to mention...rented "Donnie Darko" a few nights ago. Wow. That's all I gotta say. Wow.