I think that THIS is my favorite game in the world right now.

I don't think people really appreciate the entertainment value of a Linda Blair Exorcist head. I truly don't.

P.S.
Things that are always funny: nuns, monks and hare krishnas. Also, even though I prefer highbrow, intellectual humor, I can also appreciate a well placed fart noise.

I can't afford to get a newer cell phone, so I just ordered some colored faceplates to make me feel like I have a new phone. It'll look new, at least.

Hey, I just played a little bit of GTA: Vice City at my cousin's place. It looks SOOOOOOO cool. I love it.

They're all sick
I'm at Morning Job™, all alone. All by my lonesome. Apparently everyone is out sick, but I come in anyway. Maybe there's some virus floating around the office. If so, why was I not told "Hey, stay home! Everyone's sick!" Maybe they WANT me to get sick, like everyone else. Maybe they're testing my immunity levels. Well, I guess SOMEONE has to answer the phone and say "No one's here, they're all sick."

I have a small brain. I must. I found a tiny Rubik's cube at Burning Man, and I brought it home with me. The other night I picked it up. After I started fiddling around and matching the colors, I neglected reading, news, the phone, eating, even VIDEO GAMES. What's that about?

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, Here I come!
Okay, so I signed up for the National Novel Writing Month. The idea is to write a 50,000 word novel in a month. They don't expect you to write the Great American Novel. They just expect to write 50,000 words. They know that most of it will be crap and make no sense. Some of the guidelines - you must start Nov. 1, and end Nov. 30. You can't write a novel in progress - you must start on Nov. 1 with a clean slate.

This will be interesting.

Sometimes I wish I were gay because, right now, I can't decorate my apartment worth shit.