Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Ode to the season

Oh, pon farr. How I love you, pon farr.

You make the simplest, everyday occurrences seem like a sweaty, sexy, vigorous lube-and-friction-contortion-extreme-gonzo-p****graphic photo shoot. And lots of naked-idity. And that musky scent.

And that's what it's like to go grocery shopping with me right now.

Oh, pon farr.

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