Friday, September 17, 2004

I just made a grilled cheese sandwich on my ironing board with an iron! I feel so B3nny and J00n!

And, on a similar note, I want to make a t-shirt that says "Eat carbs, you narcississtic fucks!"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ah yes. Grilling at the "Linens" or "Cotton Blends" setting is recommended.

I once wanted to make a T-shirt with a picture of Lassie on the front. And the back would read: "The Other White Meat".

I still want to make shirt with the tagline "Diet Revolution, My Ass" beneath the Atkins logo.

I also want to paint balut and give them as Easter Eggs to white kids.

"Look, man, I ain't FALLIN' for no BANANA in mah TAILPIPE!"

- M.S. Moronicus

Anonymous said...

on the topic of ponfarrish variety...

cut & paste this link and drop thy jaw:
http://wm.warnermusic.com/Sweden/Svenskt/gunther_dingdongsong_hi.wmv

best thing to come out of europe since america. and look out for the swedish bikini-chick doing the running man!

OHH, YOU TOUCH MY TRA LA LA!