Friday, March 03, 2006

I'm a simple guy

I try to lead a simple life. I don't like making things complicated. Complication leads to confusion. Confusion leads to stress. Stress leads to physical ailments such as high blood pressure and constipation. And I don't like constipation. I like my poops regular.

So that's why I lead a simple life. Cuz I like to poop.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I, myself, like spinach and brown rice. Speaking of rrregular'ty.

DUDE, so I'm watching the "All American Girl" pilot DVD (gonna screen it for my Media class, plus Margaret's coming to CSUN)... and WHOM DO I SEE?!

A fellow fiber-fan (?)who looks a lot like, like... yeah, you!

Margaret, in the commentary, goes "Oh! There's Ken!", and I'm like, "Whoa..."

plup, plup,
M.S. Moronicus

Kennedy said...

Yes. Good poops are important. Margaret would know.

At any point did she say "There's Ken! He likes a good poop."?

the Kennedy Kabasares

Anonymous said...

...I don't recall her making any comments about your colorectal habits, but I believe she said "There's Ken. He's the S**T!"

(Or, I may have dreamt that...)

frrrrrrrrrrt,
M.S. Moronicus