Bored!

I'm alone at Morning Job®, and there's nothing to do. I just spent the last twenty minutes rearranging my Netfl!x queue. Well, now what? I'm here for another two frikken hours! I've done everything I could possibly do at my desk. Except clean it. I'm saving that for when the boss is around so I can look productive. Maybe I should just take off my pants. I mean, hell, I'm all alone, and I'm wearing clean underwear. That would put a little excitement in my day! And just think of the adreneline rush as I hear someone walking into the front door while I hastily re-pants myself. Wouldn't that be cool?

Yeah. I think I'm gonna take off my pants.