Yes. I drank last night. Not a lot, though. One sake, one beer. That's it. Cold sake, too. Tastes pretty good...you should try it. Cold sake is interesting. You drink it out of a sqare, wooden cup, instead of a small, round cup. It's pretty refreshing. Anyway...party last night...crowded. JC made me laugh like a madman. He's the only guy that can do that.

Anyhoo, went to bed late and woke up with a stiff neck. I'm oooooold.

I have decided that if I ever have children, I will refer to them collectively as "Ken-spawn." You know, to replace the use of "kids" or "children." "Hey, why don't you come over and meet the Ken-spawn?" or "Those are my Ken-spawn over there."

On a completely different note, here is another question that popped up during my quest to Figure It All Out™: Why did we humans take in pets? I understand how we took in the cow for milk and meat, but when and why did dogs and cats become part of our family? We take in another species of animal and treat them like they were us. We give them names, food and water, even their own bed. Why? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

And would someone please tell my why I'm suddenly getting all these hot sex porn adverts on my e-mail?